Happy Hallowe'en

It's now past most kids bedtime, and dark... and I only had 2 lots knock on the door...

which means the rest of the lollies are all mine!

Mwahahahahahahahahah!

From the Universe

Actually, the less you think about how you can get something, like money, love, or laughter... the faster it will come.
Walkin' on sunshine,
The Universe

p.s: Dwell upon the end result, not the hows. Follow your impulses, not a method. And just watch how popular you become with long lost friends and distant relatives...

Wish List

I'd really like a website that had the last 20 minutes of every film... that way if I fall asleep while watching I can go online and check out what I missed

Thanks!

About Face (book)

Yep, I joined the facebook revolution ... and on some levels it seems like a great idea... catch up on old friends (even though it still strikes me as weird that my school buddies are MARRIED!, I mean they used to chase me around the school yard for crying out loud!) and new ones, invites to gatherings, sharing ideas and photos..

However lately it has been feeling very strange. I feel like a freaky voyeur. Checking out people photos of them at social events feels like I am behind the curtain watching other people have fun without me. Reading their posts to their other friends, like I'm sneaking in on their conversations. Listening in. Poking my nose in when it's not welcome.

I feel like I should be in a string vest with beer down the front, letching at people from the comfort of my own butt dented couch.

Junk Mail

Sometimes I think that if I get one more e-mail promising 40 years good luck if I send to 100 friends, or warning me that aliens drop down from the trees to steal your wallet in outer mongolia I think I'll scream...

Then I get this and it makes it all worthwhile....

So funny I nearly wet my pants

From the Universe

A Community Service Reminder from the Universe:
Your gifts are innumerable; your depth is incalculable; your presence is unforgettable.
Your touch is healing; your style is appealing; your power is mind reeling.
And you are loved and adored on a moment-to-moment basis, more than you can now comprehend.

Just like we planned

- The Universe

Room 101

Procrastinators...

They should be in a hurry.. they have deadlines too... however they still insist on wasting time debating whether the word suitable would be better than the word acceptable in the business report, or deciding whether to call the area manager or e-mailing him... and don't even get me started on whether to fly or drive, or whether to repair or replace. decisions decisions!

Unbelievable!

I saw these in the pet shop... couldn't believe my eyes!

although, when I saw it here... it kinda made a bit more sense.

You can buy Australian hand made here.

I stole this from Becca

It reminds me of my Dad xxx

The Cat in The Hat...Box

She loves boxes, cupboards and my underwear drawer!

Off to the Races....

What do you mean the Ugs don't go with the outfit????

The news this week.....

Drinking mom asks daughter, 9, to drive
View article...

Sheriff: Family cremated mom on barbecue
View article...

Suit against God tossed over lack of address
View article...

Are those lobsters in your pants or ...
A San Diego man who was allegedly poaching lobsters was caught with six of the creatures stuffed down his pants.
View article...

The 5-foot-11, 180-pound western Pennsylvania chef is the first person to eat a monstrosity called the Beer Barrel Belly Bruiser: a 20.2-pound burger with toppings and a bun

View article...

From the Universe

The discoveries, breakthroughs, inventions, and masterpieces that profoundly change lives (individually and globally), rarely, if ever, require dollars or even time. They just require a little new thinking.
And, you're good at this.
Just think,

The Universe

The Way of the Bunny

An e-mail from a fellow blogger which contained a throw-away line...

" The way of the Bunny.. I'd like that on a T-shirt"

....Gave me a thought...

.... I like a challenge.

If you want one too.. click here

Oh, and of course... Thanks to the awesome Becca for drawing what was in my head. Don't know how you do it, but I'm glad you do.

who versus who?

So recently I watched the movie Alien Vs Predator. It wasn't all bad I suppose, well I stayed awake anyways, but it got me thinking... those Hollywood Producers obviously looking for some quick cash are looking for blockbusters movies they can merge, in the hope that 2 rights make another one (WRONG!) Freddie Vs Jason being another recent example...

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. Here are my ideas for movie mergers.. Should any Movie Producers reading these ideas wish to turn them into movies I will accept one off payments of $50k per idea. I know normally most would insist on a cut of the box office takings, but I'm thinking it very unlikely they'll be smash hits....

Indiana Jones Vs Lara Croft.
The first to the lost relic takes the Adventurer crown.

Michael Myers Vs Thomas Hewitt
Halloween meets the Chainsaw Massacre. Chainsaws at 10 paces (if it was 20 they wouldn't reach!!)

Poltergeist Kid Vs Damien from Omen
Which kid can make your hair stand on end first

James Bond Vs the Transporter
James Tricks alongside Transporters kicks....

Seagal Vs Van Damme.
Who can kill the most guys in the mot inventive ways without a single scratch.

Music Meme

I stole this from Kate - thanks honey!

For your band name, you go here

For your album name The last four words of the very last quote of the page from here

For your album cover you go here and select the Third Pic.

here's mine:

Band Name: Nakama Fukuoka

Album title: You can ask for

Album Cover:

Things I Learned This Week

• If you freeze potato salad, don't expect it to be edible when you defrost it.
• Think before you speak.
• I'm not smarter than a 5th Grader

Sometimes I wish....

I could keep my big mouth shut!

From the Universe

Your "ship" was spotted off the coast this morning, slipping silently through the fog. Coming around the cape, she appeared in a shaft of sunlight and what a sight to see! Glimmering as much as the ocean herself. Massive and beautiful beyond belief. Laden with treasures, happy times, friends, love, and laughter.

This week, though, you must prepare for her arrival. You must make space in your life for her gifts, before she heads back out to sea.

Your first mate always,

The Universe

The news this week.....

Beau of woman stuck to toilet wins lottery View article...

Gmail 'Mail Goggles' stymie drunk e-mailing View article...

'Bra Bandit' strikes again in Florida View article...

86 cats rescued from 2-bedroom condo View article...

Great pumpkin is 1,900 lbs. (and growing) View article...

I can't decide....

Which would I look best on?

The Aprilia RS125?

The Aprilia Sportcity 250?

or perhaps the Yamaha XVS 250?

or maybe this is more my style?

From the Universe

The secret behind miracles is that the one performing them begins without any knowledge whatsoever of exactly how they will succeed, yet still they begin.

When you move, I move

- The Universe

Room 101

Auto-formatting

Because... Mr "Paperclip"... if I wanted the line to Hang, or double line spacing, or extra bullet points... I'd have asked for it!!!!!