Thursday, November 27, 2008

From the Universe

Investment Advice for Turbulent Times
Kindness pays HUGE dividends, materially and ethereally, forever and ever.
Love on,
The Universe
p.s: Live longer, laugh louder, sell more widgets.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Room 101


OK, this is purely strategic... If we put fat into Room 101, then we can't eat it, which means I won't have a lard ass. Win/win if you ask me.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Cousin It's Tale

This is Cousin It. A wonderful surprise present from a blogger friend.
He very nearly didn't make it into our family. I have a PO Box. My mum normally collects for me as I work business hours. She got the card in the box advising that a parcel was waiting. When she went to collect it the guy at the counter recognised her from her regular visits, he was a little concerned...
"Your PO Box is normally for Txx or Cxx is that right?"
"... but this is addressed to BHB, so it must not be for you. You expecting a cuddly toy?"
"..... erm...... nope...."
She had to ring me at work, and I had to confirm over the phone that yes, BHB was in fact an alias of mine, and that I was entitled to collect the parcel.
Sometimes, my alter-ego causes me to blush.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Meme Stuff

Found this Meme on Becca's Blog, so thought I'd give it a go....
1. Five names you go by: Tracy, BHB, MissT, Trace, TT
2. Three things you are wearing right now: PJ pants, glasses, ugg boots
3. Two things you want very badly at the moment: true love, chocolate
4. Two things you did last night: Made Jewellery, Wrapped Xmas Pressies
5. Two things you ate today: Leftover Risotto, Shepherds Pie
6. Two people you last talked to on the phone: My Ex, My Dealership friend
7. Two things you are going to do tomorrow: Take car to repairers, Invoice trailers
8. Two longest car rides: Liverpool to London, Melbourne to NSW Border
9. Two of your favorite beverages: Diet Coke, Gin & Tonic

Sunday, November 23, 2008

The news this week.....

A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked around a track at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation.
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A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday.
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Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in.
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A hand model, magician and actor blames a Martha Stewart-branded lounge chair for snipping off a bit of his livelihood.
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Thursday, November 20, 2008

From the Universe

If the following variables existed in a mathematical equation:
X = The end result in mind

Y = Manifestation
H = Hows (the cursed hows)
A = Action in the general direction of the end result

Please choose the equation that will make the most happen in your life, the fastest, with the least stress:
A. The End Result + Hows + Action = Manifestation

B. Manifestation + The End Result + Action = Hows
C. The End Result + Action = Hows + Manifestation
D. Action + Hows + Manifestation = The End Result
E. Eats Shoots + Leaves = Panda Energy

You may rest your hand,
The Universe

p.s: The answer was "C," , unless you're a Panda.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Room 101

Lunchtime Queues

Hey there Bank Managers and Post Office Owners.. here's a RADICAL new idea for ya to prevent lots of thoroughly pissed off customers attending your premises at lunchtime....


Jeez, betchya wish you'd thought of that don't ya!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

My Political Cherry has been broken....

I have managed to get to my ... ahem.... 30s, before I had to vote.

But I finally voted for the first time!

....ok it was only a local election.... but anyhooo.....

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Cool Things I found This Week

so I went to Cafe Press to see what stuff is available for a blue happy bunny..

here are my favs...

Blue Winged Heart - very funky

Rabbit Blue Journal - seriously cute

Who's your Bunny - I'm ya bunny!

Happy Bunny - looks like me on a Monday Morning

White Bunny Mug - this bunny looks like it desperately needs the caffeine

Cute Blue Bunny - well that's me!

Heart Bunny Thong - Cheeky!

Large Bunninauts Mug - BHB in space

Saturday, November 15, 2008

The news this week.....

Commuters nationwide found out during Wednesday's morning rush hour that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan had ended in fake publication of the New York Times.
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Police in Florida said they arrested a Connecticut man after he tried to steal communion wafers during a church service.
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Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
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Friday, November 14, 2008

Quick Question

Does tomato count towards my 5 serves of veggies or my 2 serves of fruit????

Thursday, November 13, 2008

From the Universe

Wherever you are drawn, GO! Whenever you are asked, say "YES!"
It's usually just me talking to you.
And the way you can be certain it's me is that both your head and your heart will agree.

God, how I love you

- The Universe

p.s If it's not me, it's probably just pride or fear or indigestion.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

The Guv'nor!

My fav radio station arranged for Australian Idol judge Ian "Dicko" Dixon to have a few rounds of wrestling... check it out..

Thursday, November 06, 2008

From the Universe

GRATITUDE [grat.i.tude]: Big time buzzword during spiritual awakening phase of planetary evolution, yet often misunderstood.
When you think thoughts of "thanks," Tracy, it's exactly the same as thinking thoughts of having received. And, as is true of all thoughts on the plane of manifestation, they must immediately strive to manifest into your time-space life.
Yet, the only way there can be a manifestation of such thoughts is if you do actually physically receive. And the only way you can actually physically receive is if all of the players and circumstances of your life are literally shifted around and manipulated, without you or them even knowing what's going on, so that you will be predisposed to the right ideas, hunches, connections, and introductions that will deliver you smack into the middle of such manifestations.

And it's all perfectly legal,

The Universe

Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Flickr Finds

Been checkin' out my fav Flickerer again.. I love following his work.. as well as his love story. I'm incredibly jealous ;)

I know how he feels....

Hello to all my "Virtual" friends out there...

Tuesday, November 04, 2008

True Meaning of Car Sales Ads

One Lady Owner
- Stilletto grooves in the drivers seat foot well. Never had an oil change.

Immaculate Paintwork
- Claimed all the parking dents on Insurance

Sports Edition
- I painted a black stripe down the side and drilled a hole in the exhaust.

Refurbished Engine
- Tried to fix the crack in the engine block with super-glue.

Absolute Bargain
- I want rid of it before it breaks down on the freeway and I have to pay for roadside assist.

One Careful Owner
- I'll be careful not to tell you have many new bumpers it's had.

Few Rust Spots
- It looks brown, but it's actually white.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

The news this week.....

A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney's largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato.
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A man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said.
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A woman has been charged after choosing jail rather than paying her tab for $7.45 at a central Florida restaurant.
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A Malaysian man has been accused of trying to hurt his neighbor with a dangerous weapon — centipedes.
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A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters