Friday, April 30, 2010

From the Universe

One day, you're going to wake up and feel so much joy for your life, exactly as it is, that you wouldn't trade anything for anything.

And right now, you get to live that bit that you one day won't trade anything for!

Talk about blessed,
        The Universe

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Cool Things I found this week

Things I would love to put in my dream home!

VW Pool Table!

Guitar Shaped Swimming Pool!

A Barstool on Wheels!  (erm.. actually.. maybe not!)

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Mixed Nuts

Pauline Hanson
Muslims not welcome to buy Hanson's home
She will only sell her home to Australians, or an Australian who is of Asian background, but refuses to sell to a Muslim, and won't sell to people "just off the boat"
So, I am now PLEADING for a white person names Smith to buy the house, then once settlement is through tell the world how proud they are to be MUSLIMS!
Is she gonna ask all the prospective buyers at the open day what religion they are? I'm sure she would, but I really hope that she won't be given the chance.
Oh, and she is selling up to move to UK.  I hope she moves to Bradford - she'd LOVE it there!

Friday, April 23, 2010

From the Universe

You can do it,

     It's why you're there.
            And it's why I'm here -

The Universe

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Cool Things I found this week

This woman is priceless!
Ask the Bloggess

I Love Mr Shatner - mostly because he's sooo lame, knows it, but does it anyways.

And this is a site that will cheer up any weight conscious chick
Photoshop Disasters

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Room 101

Bought some wraps today which say they are
  • Gluten Free
  • Wheat Free
  • Dairy Free
  • Yeast Free
  • Nut Free
  • Soy Free
They forgot to mention taste free.

They do have a handy little picture on the back showing you how to wrap them. I followed the instructions very carefully, making sure I did not overfill them.

They still broke and fell apart.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Quirky Tuesday

Had an argument "ahem" sorry discussion, about the recent flight delays caused by the Iceland Volcano eruption.
Aged Relative: "How come a Volcano in Iceland is stopping flight leaving here - no way the smoke has reached Australia"
Me: "It's landing at the other end in Europe that is causing the problems"
AR: "Well, how come it's causing problems, they can usually fly in fog unless it's REALLY bad"
Me: "Maybe it's REALLY bad....."
AR: "Didn't look really bad in those clips they just shown on the TV, anyway isn't that what they have Radar for?"

It is here that I gave up continuing the discussion, as this picture came to mind:

While "researching" this post (I.e checking MSN for a news link) I came across this AWESOME photo:

Monday, April 19, 2010

Mixed Nuts

Madonna is at it again!

I reckon it would be cheaper for her to employ a full time Kaballah Preacher to live in her water system and bless the water as it comes through her pipes.

Oh, and this isn't the first time she's gone a little cuckoo about her precious kaballah water: