One Lady Owner
- Stilletto grooves in the drivers seat foot well. Never had an oil change.
- Claimed all the parking dents on Insurance
- I painted a black stripe down the side and drilled a hole in the exhaust.
- Tried to fix the crack in the engine block with super-glue.
- I want rid of it before it breaks down on the freeway and I have to pay for roadside assist.
One Careful Owner
- I'll be careful not to tell you have many new bumpers it's had.
Few Rust Spots
- It looks brown, but it's actually white.