Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Room 101

Buy 1 Get 1 Free Offers!

This is NOT a clever marketing ploy…

What the hell do I want with 2 vacuum cleaners or 2 battery operated spinning dusters?

“Use one for the car”
- Why can’t I use the same one for the car as well as the house?

“Give one to a friend”
- Huh? So you mean to tell me I have to hunt round for a friend who just happens not to already have a vacuum cleaner and then watch their faces on Christmas day as they stare with disbelief at the fact that their so called buddy has just bought them a bloody vacuum cleaner for Xmas, inferring that they don’t keep their house clean, when what they really wanted for a gift was the best of Shakira CD!

Please, just give me one for half price!!!!!!

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