Meme Stuff

Found this Meme on Becca's Blog, so thought I'd give it a go....
1. Five names you go by: Tracy, BHB, MissT, Trace, TT
2. Three things you are wearing right now: PJ pants, glasses, ugg boots
3. Two things you want very badly at the moment: true love, chocolate
4. Two things you did last night: Made Jewellery, Wrapped Xmas Pressies
5. Two things you ate today: Leftover Risotto, Shepherds Pie
6. Two people you last talked to on the phone: My Ex, My Dealership friend
7. Two things you are going to do tomorrow: Take car to repairers, Invoice trailers
8. Two longest car rides: Liverpool to London, Melbourne to NSW Border
9. Two of your favorite beverages: Diet Coke, Gin & Tonic

The news this week.....

A Catholic priest convicted of indecent exposure for jogging naked around a track at a high school has been sentenced to five years probation.
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A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday.
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Chad Toy's escape from jail wasn't what shocked his jailers; it was his plea to be let back in.
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A hand model, magician and actor blames a Martha Stewart-branded lounge chair for snipping off a bit of his livelihood.
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From the Universe

If the following variables existed in a mathematical equation:
X = The end result in mind
Y = Manifestation
H = Hows (the cursed hows)
A = Action in the general direction of the end result

Please choose the equation that will make the most happen in your life, the fastest, with the least stress:
A. The End Result + Hows + Action = Manifestation
B. Manifestation + The End Result + Action = Hows
C. The End Result + Action = Hows + Manifestation
D. Action + Hows + Manifestation = The End Result
E. Eats Shoots + Leaves = Panda Energy

You may rest your hand,
The Universe

p.s: The answer was "C," , unless you're a Panda.

Room 101

Lunchtime Queues

Hey there Bank Managers and Post Office Owners.. here's a RADICAL new idea for ya to prevent lots of thoroughly pissed off customers attending your premises at lunchtime....

HAVE MORE STAFF ON THE COUNTERS AT LUNCHTIME

Jeez, betchya wish you'd thought of that don't ya!

My Political Cherry has been broken....

I have managed to get to my ... ahem.... 30s, before I had to vote.

But I finally voted for the first time!

....ok it was only a local election.... but anyhooo.....

nuff said

Cool Things I found This Week

so I went to Cafe Press to see what stuff is available for a blue happy bunny..

here are my favs...

Blue Winged Heart - very funky

Rabbit Blue Journal - seriously cute

Who's your Bunny - I'm ya bunny!

Happy Bunny - looks like me on a Monday Morning

White Bunny Mug - this bunny looks like it desperately needs the caffeine

Cute Blue Bunny - well that's me!

Heart Bunny Thong - Cheeky!

Large Bunninauts Mug - BHB in space

The news this week.....

Commuters nationwide found out during Wednesday's morning rush hour that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan had ended in fake publication of the New York Times.
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Police in Florida said they arrested a Connecticut man after he tried to steal communion wafers during a church service.
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Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
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Quick Question

Does tomato count towards my 5 serves of veggies or my 2 serves of fruit????

From the Universe

Wherever you are drawn, GO! Whenever you are asked, say "YES!"
It's usually just me talking to you.
And the way you can be certain it's me is that both your head and your heart will agree.

God, how I love you

- The Universe

p.s If it's not me, it's probably just pride or fear or indigestion.

The Guv'nor!

My fav radio station arranged for Australian Idol judge Ian "Dicko" Dixon to have a few rounds of wrestling... check it out..

I've got nothing to say......

so here's a cute puppy xxx

From the Universe

GRATITUDE [grat.i.tude]: Big time buzzword during spiritual awakening phase of planetary evolution, yet often misunderstood.
When you think thoughts of "thanks," Tracy, it's exactly the same as thinking thoughts of having received. And, as is true of all thoughts on the plane of manifestation, they must immediately strive to manifest into your time-space life.
Yet, the only way there can be a manifestation of such thoughts is if you do actually physically receive. And the only way you can actually physically receive is if all of the players and circumstances of your life are literally shifted around and manipulated, without you or them even knowing what's going on, so that you will be predisposed to the right ideas, hunches, connections, and introductions that will deliver you smack into the middle of such manifestations.

And it's all perfectly legal,

The Universe

Flickr Finds

Been checkin' out my fav Flickerer again.. I love following his work.. as well as his love story. I'm incredibly jealous ;)

This struck a chord

I know how he feels....

Hello to all my "Virtual" friends out there...

True Meaning of Car Sales Ads

One Lady Owner
- Stilletto grooves in the drivers seat foot well. Never had an oil change.

Immaculate Paintwork
- Claimed all the parking dents on Insurance

Sports Edition
- I painted a black stripe down the side and drilled a hole in the exhaust.

Refurbished Engine
- Tried to fix the crack in the engine block with super-glue.

Absolute Bargain
- I want rid of it before it breaks down on the freeway and I have to pay for roadside assist.

One Careful Owner
- I'll be careful not to tell you have many new bumpers it's had.

Few Rust Spots
- It looks brown, but it's actually white.

Cool Things I found This Week

The news this week.....

A bitter row has broken out between one of Sydney's largest tourist pubs and a family of five who accused chefs of serving human excrement in their gelato.
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A man took revenge on his roommate after she refused to have sex with him by allegedly urinating on her dog, police said.
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A woman has been charged after choosing jail rather than paying her tab for $7.45 at a central Florida restaurant.
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A Malaysian man has been accused of trying to hurt his neighbor with a dangerous weapon — centipedes.
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A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters

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Happy Hallowe'en

It's now past most kids bedtime, and dark... and I only had 2 lots knock on the door...

which means the rest of the lollies are all mine!

Mwahahahahahahahahah!

From the Universe

Actually, the less you think about how you can get something, like money, love, or laughter... the faster it will come.
Walkin' on sunshine,
The Universe

p.s: Dwell upon the end result, not the hows. Follow your impulses, not a method. And just watch how popular you become with long lost friends and distant relatives...

Wish List

I'd really like a website that had the last 20 minutes of every film... that way if I fall asleep while watching I can go online and check out what I missed

Thanks!