Cancerass

Mr Conspiracy has struck again. He told me today that they have now got definitive evidence that mobile phones cause cancer. He says that when the phone is to your ear the antenna is facing away from you, so it's not too bad, but he noticed that I carry my phone in my back pocket and suggested that the dangerous rays can penetrate through my skin.

Two things disturb me about this discussion:-

1. He was obviously checking out my ass to notice that my phone was there.


2. If the radiation rays can penetrate my fat ass to give me cancer, then heaven help the rest of the nation.. we're all doomed - doomed I tells ya!

Just ask Mr Conspiracy......