Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Quirky Tuesday

Pranks to play at Christmas:
  • Put the "lucky penny" in the turkey instead of the Christmas Pud... whoever requires the Hiemlich Maneouvre has won!
  • Decorate the dog's tail with tinsel, then watch him run round for hours trying to get it off.
  • Put the volume to zero on the Queen's speak then sit there and make comments about how wise and wonderful she is while your relatives wonder why then can't hear her.
  • Buy everyone Gifts you know they will hate and award points for the cheesiest fake smiles.
  • Put yellow food dye in ice cubes for drinks and tell guests you used snow from outside.

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