Oops

A girl at work has just made a huge mistake. A humerous one, and one that could happen to everyone, but a huge one just the same. I hope IT & Management take pity on her.

She sent the following e-mail to all company staff, instead of just a select few....

The Day the Penis asked for a Raise

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the followingreasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,P. Niss

The Response:

Dear Penis:

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments youhave raised, the administration rejects your request for thefollowingreasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seenvisiting other locations.
5. You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured andstimulated inorder to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such aswearing thecorrect protective clothing.
8. You will retire well before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completedassigned task.
11. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly enteringand exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,V. Gina

She's already been forced to send an apology and has attempted to recall the message. Oh, the shame! teehee!